The Star Wars movies featured an android named C3PO. Fluent "in over six million forms of communication," '3PO's job "is to assist etiquette, customs, and translation so that meetings of different cultures run smoothly." A protocol 'droid, C3PO is the archetype for people like the person described above.
In reality, protocol droids are key enablers of organizational dysfunction. While the role may emerge initially as a sort of internal consultant to address gaps in changing communication pathways, unless checked it quickly gives rise to negative consequences, such as, intermediation, politics over results, and poor decision making.
- While it may seem like different teams in a business-IT ecosystem are different galactic races, the linguistic and cultural differences are not so great as to require translation. In fact, intermediation prevents different teams from learning to work together effectively - as they must in order to optimize. The intermediary gains validation by maintaining isolated cultures, and only succeeds in adding inefficient and error prone communication hops.
- The structure of an organization should change over time as an initiative proceeds. These changes result from attempting to break down obstacles to efficiency or even success. However, protocol 'droids have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo - and the need for their role in it. Before too long, discussions center around who should be attending what meetings, not what outcomes need to be achieved by those meetings. And of course, status is evaluated by who gets to meet with whom, not who accomplishes what.
- After months of message-shuttling, emissaries begin to believe that they actually know the subject matter they are shuttling. Once this happens, they start to apply their own filters and even make decisions for others based on their own incomplete understanding. This behavior is the most insidious and destructive of all, because the decisions are often ill-formed and alienate those who should have been involved in the decision making.